Almost Like Being A Real Adult

Part of the charm of living and working in DC is the conservative business culture that engulfs the city. I like dressing up for work. It makes me feel like a real adult.

I even bought female cuff links.

Call me boring, but I've got no desire to leave my 9-to-5 job for the open road. And even if some doctor could get me out of work by saying I was depressed, I'd be more upset if I ended up looking like Paul. I rather be working in an office my whole life.