Stayin' Away from Six Flags

Wanna cut in line? Eat a live cockroach. Six Flags is offering passes to skip the lines at rides if you eat a live cockroach!!!!!!!!

I might puke just posting this info for ya'll to see.

So seriously, if they want to entice visitors with this freakin' weird promotion, wouldn't they consider the fact that no way in hell am I going to a theme park that allows freaks who are comfortable devouring live bugs to reign as VIPs throughout the park. And, if I remember correctly, they were totally having an issue with consumers seeing them as low class establishments lately. Well now, they've been elevated from State Fair to Coney Island. I think they should double the promotion to allow people to bring paint guns and shoot the freaks.

Blah, I'm soooooooo skipping lunch. There are people out there who are so impatient they'd be willing to eat a live, disease carrying insect rather than wait in a line.