Monday, November 06, 2006

Tennessee Jokes E-mail from my Mom (Subject: Could easily be Bama too!)

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my> sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?

Did ya hear about the new law was recently passed in Tennesee?
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.


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