My Ad for Atlantic City:

Caption to read:

Atlantic City:

Where your woman can dress like a slut without scorn, wear fur without the proper season, and spend money on spas and shopping without a peep from their occupied boyfriend.

Atlantic City:

Where men can have it all in black & white. Make money gambling and get laid.*

* Atlantic City stands by this statement, but cannot guarantee whether sex will come from someone you love or someone you've paid.

APK and I are going to AC next Thursday. I'm excited! My boobs will be jacked up as far as my Frederick's of Hollywood red lace bra will allow. My leather bomber jacket will be amply weathered. My hair will be Fran Drescher teased. Yep. I'm ready for an AC trip.