Bulletin on MySpace

I thought this was quite astute for a MySpace Bulletin. Funny enough, the guy who posted it was a guy friend of mine from high school... a year older than me and perhaps one of the biggest players I've ever met. I totally kissed him once, of course, drunk, while watching the movie Scream in the theater. He now lives in Vegas and dates a chick who's a professional poker player. I have no idea what he does, but apparently, he's gotten much more analytical and poetic (well, based on his MySpace bulletin posts).

Girl Facts:
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking
she wants you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet
millions of things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your chest
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says, "I miss you"
no one in this world can miss you more than that

When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine "
after a few minutes, he means it

When a guy stares at you
he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else