Can we just review the current portfolios of this season's ANTM?

Because, seriously, TyTy Baby, oh no you didn't!

I think Miss Jay and Jay Manuel overdosed on the hormones.

Here's how the website explains last night's shoots: "At the photo shoot, the girls must transcend their gender by posing as men alongside male models who pose as women."

Yep, the girls dressed as dudes and were criticized in evaluation for not being manly enough. Ya know, because so often girl models are asked to dress like dudes? I didn't realize it was the 16th century and Shakespeare was smokin' the doobie while directing.

Thus far, the girls portfolios consist of the following themes- politically radical, a high school cliche, naked coated in candy, murdered by other models, and dressed as men. Who's hiring these girls to model? The National Enquirer?

Also, I do think it's rather funny that Twiggy is most obsessed with Renee as a model seeing as Renee looks like a mini (albeit a disgruntled and bitchy) Twiggy.