So here's my Jack Handey thought of the day:

Is it no longer politically correct to ask why someone has a stick up their butt when they are in a bad mood? I know it is otherwise considered a curse word to use the phrase, but since homosexuals technically enjoy having a stick, of sorts, up their butt... are we implying by saying that someone in a bad mood has a stick up their butt that homosexuals are in a bad mood?