Quality girls play kickball-

Peter: New girl on my [kickball] team from last night: "I am so excited to meet some guys in kickball. I haven't dated in 4 months! I would take ANYthing right now... seriously, masturbation is getting sooo boring."
Sam: OMG! Can I quote that on my blog?
Peter: Hahaha. I was like, ummm. Then, the whole night she was trying to pick up guys. But the thing is, she's actually pretty cute.
Sam: Um, can we say serious emotional issues!
Peter: Nah. She was just horny =P
Sam: Who the hell says that?
Peter: Someone who's drunk
Sam: I'd say chances of an STD: HIGH RISK carrier.
Peter: Hehe