I've learned last night that there is a women's football team in Washington, DC named the Washington Divas.

Since this name obviously brings to mine Beyonce tackling Diana Ross, I decided to see whatever clever names we've installed in the NWFA. And while I realize campy names are quite funny, I do think some of them have managed to set women back to the days where Mary Tyler Moore was only permitted to wear pants in one scene per show on the Dick Van Dyke Show. What would the mascot be for the Tidewater Floods or the Antelope Valley Assaults... a tampon and a scary looking mugger respectively?